| Age: On a crash course with Master's Class Occupation: Give me some more time. It'll come to me eventually. Home town: The 'Burgh Bikes: Love 'em. Name of favorite bike: I sure as shit can't afford it, so I ain't gonna bother putting a name on it. First bike: A vintage yellow hand-me-down, coaster-braked, single-speed Schwinn that my brother Drew, without asking, tricked out with a banana seat, chopper handle bars and fork, and a 10-inch front wheel I think he must have stolen from a neighbor's baby stroller. Was pissed about it then, but sure wish I knew what happened to that thing now. First mountain bike: You mean the Green Giant I've been riding since '95? (*Editor's note: Krusty was seen cavorting about the streets of Flagstaff in 1993-1994 with a "Mt. Pocono." The manufacturer of this model is unknown, but it was a deathtrap and reportedly weighed in at three stone and 10.) Where really learned to ride: The Coconino Last bike part purchased: "Purchase?" You mean, like, you guys actually buy parts? Last book read: Chang, R. (2002) Chemistry. 7th Ed. McGraw Hill,
Boston. Personal slogan: "It's not the years. It's the mileage." |